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Mayhem in Soul Society 1

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Soifon, the captain of the second division of soul society was fuming; not only were her own subordinates becoming undisciplined, but someone in Seireitei was smuggling various items from the human world. And of course it now fell to her and her squad to find the culprits, though Soifon was beginning to suspect several members of her squad were involved.

She stalked down the corridors of the second squad barracks, sending looks that could kill to anyone who even thought of getting in her way, when she suddenly stopped. Soifon stood silent and still because she had just heard someone say something about artefacts.

Soifon listened intently and she heard the rest of the conversation "yeah, just got a shipment in from the human world, too bad all that's left is this mask someone lifted from the local museum" said one voice "ah man I was hoping for some more reading material" a younger more disappointed voice said "hey with Matsumoto around, I don't get why you need those magazines, Taro" a third voice said.

Soifon growled, and quietly shunpo'd closer to them, as they continued on with their discussion, "so any idea what you can get next time?" the third voice asked "nah, sorry no idea, depends what my suppliers can sneak in".

She'd heard enough now, so Soifon suddenly appeared in between the three men.

The three men were taken into custody for questioning, but the mask that the smuggler had brought, was now left in Soifon's hands, because none of the other shinigami could be trusted until the smuggling operation was busted.

So Soifon walked into her office, wooden mask in hand, and sat down at her desk. She placed the mask on her desk, leaning it against a pile of paperwork she had previously filled out, causing it to constantly look at her.

As Soifon started to write a report on the three Shinigami she'd arrested, she began to feel like she was being watched! Soifon looked up, but couldn't see anyone, then she looked down at the mask on her desk, it felt like it was watching her.

Soifon picked up the mask, and looked at its "face", it was old, ugly and didn't even seem to have a way to keep it tied to your face "why would anyone go through the trouble of sneaking this thing into Soul Society?" she wondered aloud as she flipped it in her hands.

Soifon began to raise the mask up to her up to her face, when suddenly the office door opened. Out of surprise, Soifon dropped the mask and stood up "what?" she growled at the shinigami.

"Yamamoto-sama wishes to see you about the Shinigami from earlier Taicho" the shinigami said nervously. Soifon sighed "okay, fine" she said as she stood up and left her office.

About an hour later; Soifon entered her office again, Yamamoto had summoned her in order to congratulate her on the arrest, and inform her that they were close to finding the ringleaders to the operation.

In the end Soifon was glad she got some recognition, though it seemed like a waste of time to call her over.

Soifon sat down at her desk again, but this time rather then meeting soft cushion, her behind was resting on something hard and uncomfortable. Soifon groaned loudly and used her hand to fish out the object; it was the mask from earlier.

Soifon looked at it "I completely forgot about this thing" she said as she raised it to her face again.

Soifon suddenly put the mask face down on the table "what am I doing? I'm captain of the second division, I shouldn't be playing dress up with confiscated contraband" she said. "Still" she said as she picked it up yet again "it's just a mask, what's the worst that could happen?" she asked as she brought it to her face.

Just before Soifon placed it on her face, she felt the mask lurch forward and slightly attach to her face! Soifon pulled with all her strength and she felt the mask loosen its semi grip, though as she pulled it away, she felt parts of her face being stretched outward with it! And very soon Soifon could see bits of her face connected to the mask. Eventually though, finally the mask came free and her face snapped back to normal, and Soifon stood up from her chair, panting loudly, as she stared at the mask in her hands.

"What the hell was that?" she gasped, not taking her eyes of the mask, which suddenly began to shimmer slightly.

Soifon's curiosity started to get the better of her, and so she once again began to bring the mask up to her face. As if in a trance, Soifon continued to bring the mask up to her head, until finally she put it on.

Soifon started to moan, as she felt the edges of the mask expand past her cheeks and over her ears! Soifon stopped moaning when she felt the mask stop moving, and she just had enough time to utter a "huh?" before she started to spin around, inexplicably fast!

Due to the speed of her twirling, Soifon turned into a small, black and white tornado that twisted round her office knocking various things and objects over, and sending something's hurling across the room.

After moving around the room a few times, the tornado's colour changed from black and white, to just black and the Soifon twister moved towards the desk in the centre of her office.

The tornado jumped up onto the desk, sending multiple stacks of paperwork, flying around in a miniature hurricane caused by the winds that were being kicked up by the spinning Soifon.

When the desk was clear of everything, except the twister, there was a loud screech, like a speeding car braking suddenly, and the tornado stopped spinning, revealing a very different Soifon.

Soifon's head was now a bright green colour, all the way down to her neck, her hair was now no longer in two braids, and instead flowed freely, reaching down to her abdomen. She wasn't wearing her Shingami's robes anymore and was instead wearing a form fitting, sleeveless, evening dress, which, like her robes top, tied behind her neck and covered her body all the way down to her ankles, though the dress had a slit in the side, revealing one of her legs.

Soifon was laid on her back, on the desk, with one of her legs bent in a sitting position, causing the dress to slide off of it.

A large, uncharacteristic smile formed on Soifon's face "I don't know what happened but I feel great" she said excitedly as she sat up on the desk, swept her legs over the edge, and stood up.

"Hmm, I wonder if that mask had something to do with this" she wondered aloud "speaking of which, maybe I should pay those boys a visit, teach them that smuggling's wrong" she said as a massive grin formed on her face "though on the other hand, without them I'd have never gotten this thing" she said as she held up both her hands to reiterate the point. "But on the other, other hand" she said as a third hand appeared from behind her back "it'd be tremendous fun" she said rather darkly.

The smuggler and his two customers sat in their separate cells, the smuggler in one and the other two in the other "man I can't believe this, stuck in jail for talking to someone" the younger of the two customers said. "oh calm down Taro, they didn't catch us doing anything but talking, so they've got nothing to stick us with, we'll be out by morning" the eldest one said.

The smuggler listened to their conversation, yeah they'd be out by tomorrow, but he'd been captured with that mask, evidence of his smuggling, so basically he was right proper screwed. Though he was planning to tell them it was a family heirloom, he doubted it'd work.

While deep in thought he barely noticed the female figure approach his cell door, until she spoke up "hey big boy, what're you in for?" she asked seductively. The smuggler looked up and his jaw nearly dropped at the site of the gorgeous woman at the door.

He smiled as he sauntered up to the bars "oh you know, they arrested me because they thought  was bringing stuff from the human world into Soul Society, though sorry if I sound cliché, but what's a nice girl like you doing in a rat hole like this?"

The woman smiled "oh you know, living dangerously" she said slyly as she pressed herself against the bars. The smuggler eyed the woman up and down "I must say the prison light makes your skin almost glow like the moon" he told her coyly.

A small blush formed on the woman's cheeks "really? Aw that's so sweet, maybe I should come in and we can get to know each other a little better" The woman said "I'd love that, but unfortunately the door's locked" the Smuggler told her.

The woman smiled "good thing I've got the key then" she said as she unlocked the cell door and stepped inside. The woman slowly walked up to the man "you said you were a smuggler right?" she asked as she put her arms round his neck "that's what they're accusing me of" he replied.

The woman looked him in the eye "it strikes me, that you're obviously not very good at it if you were caught, so I'm gonna lend you a helping hand" she said as she pushed him, causing him to land on the cell bed.

The smuggler looked up at her "oh, how so?" he asked as the woman casually stepped back towards the bars "I'm gonna give you a brand new place to hide things" she said in an almost sickeningly sweet tone of voice, as she snapped one of he metal bars off of the cell door.

The man's smile turned into a look of horror as the woman approached him "hey, what the hell are you doing?" he cried as he tried to retreat from the woman "helping you" she said simply "now bend other, and grit your teeth, this is gonna hurt like a bitch!" she yelled as she leapt at the man.

The two in the next cell were so distracted by their conversations, they hadn't heard the commotion next door, until the smuggler suddenly cried "no please, stay away, no don't do it lady, please, I'm begging ya, no, no, NOOOO!" he screamed the last part as loud cartoony bangs and crashes followed.

The two shinigami approached the cell door, but they couldn't see anything. Suddenly a black tornado erupted out of the cell next door and the sounds of a man groaning in pain could be heard.

The tornado stopped spinning, revealing a beautiful woman standing there, who winked at the two men and blew them a kiss, before turning into a tornado again and spinning away.

A few minutes later, by the main squad barracks, the black tornado, once again, span into view and revealed the woman from the prison, who reached up and pulled of her face like a rubber Halloween mask!

Under the mask was the green faced Soifon, who had a huge grin on her face "oh that was so much fun" she said happily "I can't believe what I can do with this thing, it lets me do anything, I think I'm gonna like this" she said as she went back inside the barracks.
Re-uploading after mymental breakdown, this series is going on hiatus until I learn to care about Bleach again, which will probably be never, anyway there's a pick based on this that was drawn by :iconyinyangdx: over at :iconmugenkeiji: (Who commisioned and coloured it, and suddenly hates me, for some reason I think maybe) or more specifically here it is [link]
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